Clearing Tabs – Here Are Links To Some Articles I’ve Found Interesting Lately

I’ve actually already posted links to a few of these over on the DurnMoose Movies Facebook page, but I figured I’d go ahead and do an actual round-up of them for those of you who haven’t yet “liked” the page – and again, if you’re one of those who haven’t, why not? It really is the best way to keep up with what’s going on here, and quite often I’ll also post these kind of links to articles that I haven’t written myself but find interesting there – and include a few more.

ITEM! The “Screwball Comedy” has been one of my favorite movie genres ever since I was first introduced to it by the classic “His Girl Friday”. Here’s a fun article from Flavorwire that outlines a number of the typical characters that populate these movies, and also includes some terrific examples of movies that you can find them in.

ITEM! One of the more interesting ideas that I found in this article is that some of the “found footage” movies that have become popular over recent years, such as The Blair Witch Project could also fall into this category. I hadn’t really considered that, but yeah, I guess it’s true.

ITEM! As someone who writes about what I’ve always considered “Pop Culture” and enjoys and writes about what I suppose could be considered both “high” and “low” culture, I found this article on the conflict that has often broken out between the two at times quite disparate camps rather fascinating.

ITEM! Since I’ve covered a couple of his movies recently in my continuing journey through the Sight and Sound Top 250 Movies and also just finished a complete re-watch of Twin Peaks, I found these insights from film maker David Lynch very interesting.

ITEM! For those interested in the ongoing war between copyright holders and ISPs over what exactly the term “copyright infringement” means and just what the responsibilities of ISPs are towards those who are accused (that’s accused, not convicted) of infringement are, this lawsuit should be not only of interest, but deep concern.

ITEM! Here’s an intriguing audiovisual analysis/exploration by Kevin B. Lee of the development of director Paul Thomas Anderson’s use of steadicam and the tracking shot through five different scenes from his movies.

ITEM! LOLA brings us an article examining a topic that I’ve only relatively recently (as in, say, the past six or seven years or so) become more aware of and intrigued by: the importance of European film makers and immigrants (especially, in this case, German emigres) on the development of what we consider to be American films,but which actually have as much to do with where they have come from as where they eventually settled, with a special focus on the films of the 1920s through the 1940s. It’s long, but definitely a worthwhile read for those interested in the history of films from that time period.

ITEM! I’m not going to link to a specific article here, but I do want to note that the latest issue of the online Senses of Cinema journal is now out. Yes, this is one of those “Cinema Journals” that can sometimes be far too pretentious for the more casual reader, but there are always at least one or two articles that I find worth taking the time to read.

ITEM! Volume 18 Issues 6-7 of OffScreen is also now online (I’m using the singular even though the numbering seems plural because it appears as a singular issue covering two months, thus the odd numbering). Again, I haven’t had a lot of time yet to fully delve into it, but since the subtopic is “Issues of Gender in the Horror Genre” I suspect there’s going to be some interesting reading.

ITEM! I was only recently led to the Reel Fanatics podcast through a link from David Borwell’s site which connected to his recent discussion there on narrative and storytelling, but I look forward to checking out other episodes as well.

ITEM! Speaking of David Bordwell, his Observations on Film Art website has turned up a couple of articles that have caught my eye recently, especially this one on what he calls “forking path” narratives that explore the concept of the consequences of characters making different choices during the course of a film and how that would have changed the outcome of them, and this one on what are generally called “Oscar Bait” movies.

ITEM! Moving away from the more academic side of things, Gizmodo has a look at the newly redesigned Oscars website and some of the things that can be found there.

ITEM! Tiny Zhou comes through yet again with an audiovisual exploration of the camera work of David Fincher and the things he does – and doesn’t do – to make the most of “small scenes”.

ITEM! The question of what makes a movie a “film noir” is one that has been addressed many times and in many ways. Here’s yet another audiovisual essay on the topic.

LAST ITEM! Finally, for those who may have missed the link earlier in the week, most of you who have been around for awhile know that I’m a big fan of Old Time Radio, and Earbud Theater is working hard to bring back the spirit of those shows with a series of what they call “podplays”. Go give them a listen!

Saturday Breakfast Serial 006 – The Crimson Ghost (1946) Chapter 6: Mystery Of The Mountain

cg1Welcome back! It’s Saturday morning again which means it’s time for the next chapter of our ongoing serial The Crimson Ghost and more movie serial history. (Previous Chapters: 1  2, 3, 4, 5)

Due to the Thanksgiving holiday here in America, I’m going to take today off and skip this week’s serial history and just let you plunge right in to chapter six of The Crimson Ghost.

I will, however, give you a heads up, and let you know that next week I’ll be writing about one of the most popular characters of the French silent serials, and indeed of all French crime fiction in general, Fantomas. Actually, a large part of my plan for the day is to watch the original five-part serial based on the character which was produced in 1913 and 1914. Each chapter runs roughly an hour, and they are all available for streaming on Netflix, with the first part here.

Anyway, for now let’s move on with chapter 6 of The Crimson Ghost and see how our hero escaped that fiery collision with the airplane, shall we?

Next time: Chapter 7 of The Crimson Ghost: “Electrocution”, and Fantomas. Be here!

Classic Television Thursday #014 – Giving Thanks For The Classics

It’s Thanksgiving, and of course that means lots of food, family, and television! So what better way to celebrate than a look back at some of the TV specials – and special episodes – of the past?

I suppose we might as well start with the blockhead himself:

From 1950, here’s a Thanksgiving special starring Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy:

From 1968, here’s The Mouse on the Mayflower:

Somebody’s got to prepare the turkey. Why not the Swedish Chef?

Here’s a 1986 TV movie called The Thanksgiving Promise

Wonder how the Clampetts celebrated “Turkey Day”?

Here’s a classic cartoon called Jerky Turkey:

Uh, oh! It’s The Thanksgiving That Almost Wasn’t

And finally, of course, no Thanksgiving Television round-up would be complete without this clip:

Happy Thanksgiving folks, from the entire DurnMoose family to you!


A Couple of Trailers I’m Excited About – Why Don’t You Play In Hell? (2014) and A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

I finally got around to seeing Birdman at Nashville’s Belcourt Theater yesterday, and in front of it were a couple of trailers for films that will soon be showing there (and if you’re lucky enough, theaters near you also) that really caught my eye.

hell1First up is the film Why Don’t You Play In Hell?. Here’s the description, from the Belcourt’s website:

Filmmaker Sion Sono (LOVE EXPOSURE) describes his frenzied, gleeful new work as “an action film about the love of 35mm.” There’s a war going on. Ten years ago, yakuza mid-boss Ikegami led an assault against rival don Muto. Now, on the eve of his revenge, all Muto wants to do is complete his masterpiece, a feature film with his daughter in the starring role, before his wife is released from prison. And an inexperienced but eager wannabe film crew are standing by with the chance of a lifetime: to film a real, live yakuza battle to the death…on 35mm! Endlessly irreverent and wildly, hilariously visceral, this Tarantino-esque ode to the yakuza films of yore features an over-the-top, blood-soaked finale for the ages.

And here’s that trailer:

girlThe second trailer that really intrigued me is for A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night. Again, the description from the Belcourt’s website:

Strange things are afoot in Bad City. The Iranian ghost town, home to prostitutes, junkies, pimps and other sordid souls, is a bastion of depravity and hopelessness where a lonely vampire stalks its most unsavory inhabitants. But when boy meets girl, an unusual love story begins to blossom…blood red.

And the trailer:

The film has been described as the first-ever Iranian Vampire Western. Yeah, I think I’m gonna be going to see that.

So what do you think? Do either of these trailers intrigue you?

Top 250 Tuesday – #072 Blue Velvet (1986)

Continuing to wend my way through the Sight and Sound Top 250 Greatest Movies of All Time. This week, it’s #072 on the list,  David Lynchs Blue Velvet. For a longer introduction to this series and a look at the full list, just click here. And if you want a heads-up on what I’ll be watching for next week in case you want to watch along, just head on over to the Facebook page or follow me on Twitter (both of those links are also in the sidebar) where I’ll generally be posting that info later in the day.

bv1My initial reaction to watching David Lynch’s Blue Velvet for the first time was surprise at how mainstream it seemed – at least, mainstream for a David Lynch movie. Of course, the addition of that phrase “for a David Lynch movie” changes the tenor of any discussion right at the start.

Especially coming pretty directly off of a first-time viewing of Eraserhead (which you can read my reaction to here), in which it seemed as though Lynch was trying to throw every bit of outre and shocking imagery he could in any way tie into the narrative, Blue Velvet seems, despite some truly shocking moments, almost restrained.

First of all, there’s the plot, which may by itself seem a departure from Lynch’s previous (and some of his later) movie(s). Not the nature of the plot, but the fact that one even exists and that he actually carries it through to the end of the film. As opposed to Eraserhead, where Lynch eschewed plot for tone, or Mulholland Drive, where it seems as though he may have started with a plot, but abandoned it somewhere along the way to replace it with multiple “what is real and what isn’t?” twists and images, Blue Velvet has a true beginning middle and end, and while some of the scenes along the way may be very disturbing, they all lead to that end instead of being digressions without purpose or inserted with only the purpose of shock.

bv2 Lynch also seems to have a much better control of his characters here than in many of his other films, and though by their very nature it is easy to see them as cruel and crude, disturbed and disturbing – even our supposed heroine in distress, Dorothy Vallens shows a side that makes one wonder just how much distress she is truly in and how much of that she has invited upon herself – it is that very nature that drives the film towards its conclusion. These are not characters that are simply there to be strange – though strange they may be – but to help Lynch tell the story he wants to tell.

bv5The performances, from stars Dennis Hopper, Isabella Rosellini, and a very young Kyle MacLachlan, down to smaller roles by performers such as Dean Stockwell, Laura Dern, and Jack Nance (almost unrecognizable from his turn as Henry Spenser in Eraserhead), also seem to be well under Lynch’s control, and never quite go so far over the top that they completely collapse the structure of the film, as might be the case with a lesser film maker. Though I also hasten to add that I can’t see a lesser film maker even attempting a movie like this in the first place. As I noted above, Blue Velvet may be mainstream for Lynch, but that still puts it pretty far outside of the real mainstream.

bv6In the end, I’m simply going to say this: if you’re a fan of Lynch, then you’re probably going to like this movie. If you’ve seen some of Lynch’s more outrageous work but not this film, then you might want to check this one out. I’m not going to promise that it will change your mind about him, but there’s a chance that it might.  If, on the other hand, you haven’t seen any movies by Lynch because you’ve been put off by what you have heard about him and by his reputation for outrageousness, then Blue Velvet really might not be a bad place to start if you want to see just what he is all about.

Here’s the trailer:




Too Much Of A King – Why I Hope The Trailer For Selma (2014) Is Misleading

selma1I’ve written and talked quite a bit lately about misleading trailers. You know the kind I mean: trailers that are cut in a way that studios think they’ll put audience butts in seats, but in the process misrepresent the tone or even the real subject matter of the movie that the people attached to those butts are actually going to see. Usually I consider this a bad thing because it often winds up with dissatisfied audiences leaving the theater saying things like “well that wasn’t at all what I thought it was going to be” and that becomes the over-riding take-away from the movie instead of thoughts on the movie they actually saw. Plus, it means a lot of times that the people who would actually enjoy the movie as it is are not seeing it because they didn’t know what was really on offer.

None of which matters to the studio most times though, because what they’re really concerned about is that opening weekend box office and being able to plaster “our movie’s #1” all over tv screens the next week, even though they know that there’ll be a new number one the next weekend and it’ll be whatever’s opening big.

It is, of course, a trend that’s going to continue, no matter how much I complain about it, nor how much it actually results in audience dissatisfaction.

All of which is, as you might guess, leading to a huge “on the other hand…”.

On the other hand, there are times when I actually hope that the trailer is misleading, and that the movie is going to be different than what the trailer depicts, and that’s the place where I find myself with this trailer for the upcoming movie Selma.

Why? Because if the trailer really is representative of the movie, it’s going to lead me to express a sentiment that I suspect is going to prove somewhat unpopular and that I can only hope will be taken in the spirit it is being offered.

First, though, I suppose I should give you a chance to watch the trailer so that we’re all on the same page:

Okay, that seems straightforward enough, right? The film is about the civil rights movement and the stand which was taken in Selma, Alabama in 1965, which was led by Martin Luther King, Jr. All of which is fine, right?

Well, yeah, it is. Except for one thing. And I’ll admit up front that this is going to be in a way an unfair criticism because it addresses what I wish the movie were going to be about as opposed to what the film makers want it to be about, an approach that I usually try to avoid, but which seems pertinent in this situation. Plus, it’s going to seem like I’m criticising a movie before I’ve actually seen it, something that is generally inherently unfair, but really, what I’m commenting on is more general than just this movie, it just happens to be the touchstone or flashpoint for what I’m about to say.

selma2Simply put, I wish this movie was focused on something or someone other than Dr. King.

Now, according to Wikipedia, “The film is based on the 1965 Selma to Montgomery voting rights marches led by James Bevel, Hosea Williams, and Martin Luther King, Jr. of SCLC and John Lewis of SNCC.” And of those four names, there’s only going to be one that most people recognize, and that’s Dr. King. But that’s exactly the point: by focusing its attention solely on Dr. King (or actually on the conflict between King and President Johnson), Selma once again, as is so often the case, makes it seem as though the civil rights movement was mostly a one-man show, and those other names, the other leaders of the marches and those in other places as well, become simply footnotes or “and also…” types rather than garnering the respect that they, too deserve.

selma4Even more, by putting its focus almost solely on Dr. King, this movie takes away not only from the necessary support and prominence of these other leaders, but from the incredible importance of the common people, those people who put their very lives on the line alongside those leaders to stand up for their rights and for the rights of others. The civil rights movement was not just one man, it was thousands of people taking a stand, thousands of people saying “this is not right”, thousands of people marching in the streets, facing down authority figures and demanding that they be acknowledged and be given the same rights and freedoms as those afforded their fellow Americans.

selma3These marches were not made by one man. As many as 50,000 people took part in them, standing alongside their fellow man and demanding an end to the outrage of segregation.

Yet even when the trailer does acknowledge the presence of those other people – “It looks like an army down there” – the focus almost immediately goes right back to and features almost solely, an image of Dr. King. For that matter, take a look at the poster above and its tagline of “One dream can change the world” with the back of Dr. King’s head the only thing of prominence, while all of the other people who had a role in making that dream come true are relegated to the far distance and become merely a mob.

selma7It really makes it seem as though the push for equality, the push for acceptance for all people to be seen as created equal, the push for justice, was only the dream of one man, as opposed to the dream of hundreds of thousands who lived under the oppressive system which was accepted as the norm at the time. As though their dreams really mean very little in comparison to his.

There are actually two reasons that this disturbs and disappoints me. First, as noted above, it takes away from the inherent importance of all of those other people who also took a stand for the cause. Secondly, and perhaps just as importantly, it makes it seem as though without Dr. King as a rallying point, the movement could not have taken place. Why is this a problem? Because it also makes it harder for any kind of true grass-roots movement today, any kind of fight by other groups today to realize the potential of people coming together and speaking with one voice, the vox populi, the power inherent in those thousands willing to take a stand to fight for whatever they believe in, to feel that they can move things forward, to feel that they can make strides simply by coming together and demanding that they be given attention, that they be heard. It takes away from the idea that the real power of a revolution or even a smaller and simpler drive for reform does not need to be centered around one man and his dream, but around the power and dreams of many people, the power and dreams of people who see the need for a change and are all willing, again, to put their well-being and even their lives on the line for their convictions.

selma5Simply put, it takes away from the recognition that the civil rights movement was exactly that: a movement of many people, and that progress on so many fronts can only be made by the same kind of movement. A movement is not one man, and while I certainly acknowledge that a movement needs leaders to give it focus and direction, to keep it on track and make sure that all those voices are pointed in a way in which they will be heard, that’s just it.

A movement needs not necessarily one leader, but many. it needs leaders. Plural.

selma6But again, by focusing seemingly solely on Dr, King and making those other names – James Bevel, Hosea Williams, John Lewis and so, so many others -supporting players and turning their voices into merely background noise, it does a disservice to all of those others who took a stand, who were beaten, who died. They all had dreams. They all had voices. They all fought the fight. But they all remain largely unknown.

And that is a true shame. And it’s why I hope, as I said at the start, that Selma, the movie has more to offer than what we see in the trailer.



Saturday Breakfast Serial 005 – The Crimson Ghost (1946) Chapter 5: Flaming Death

cg1Welcome back! It’s Saturday morning again which means it’s time for the next chapter of our ongoing serial The Crimson Ghost and more movie serial history. (Previous Chapters: 1  2, 3, 4)

So far we’ve been looking at the very early history of serials in America, but of course we weren’t the only country to realize the potential of continual stories presented  as a way to draw patrons back to the theater each week. One of the other early adopters of the form was, unsurprisingly, the French, who were producing their own movie serials at least as far back as 1908, which was the year that Nick Carter, le roi des détectives (Nick Carter, The King of Detectives) was released.

As his name implies, Nick Carter is actually an American invention, a master detective who first appeared in 1886 in a 13 part serial story in the magazine New York Weekly entitled “The Old Detective’s Pupil; or, The Mysterious Crime of Madison Square”. The story was written by Ormond G. Smith, the son of one of the founders of the publishing company Street & Smith.

Nick Carter posterCarter proved to be a popular enough character to get his own magazine (Nick Carter Weekly, which eventually became Detective Story Magazine), and later was revived as a pulp hero during the height of that genre’s popularity. He also got his own radio show during the Golden Age of Radio.

In 1908, the Nick Carter stories were also being published in France, so the E’clair studio chose him to feature in a six-part serial. Victorin-Hippolyte Jasset was tapped to direct, and Pierre Bressol starred as Carter. Like The Hazards of Helen, which I wrote about last time, whether you consider this to be an actual serial or just a series of short films could be a matter of preference, since each film stood on it’s own, though they were released every two weeks over a limited period of time, so for our purposes we’ll let the designation stand.

nc2The six episodes and their release dates were: Part 1: Le Guet-Apens (The Doctor’s Rescue) 8 September 1908; Part 2: L’Affaire des bijoux (The Jewel Affair). 22 September 1908; Part 3: Les Faux Monnayeurs (False Coiners), 6 October 1908; Part 4: Les Dévaliseurs de banque (The Bank Burglar), 20 October 1908; Part 5: Les Empreintes (The Imprints). 27 October 1908; and Part 6: Les Bandits en noir (The Bandits in Evening Dress), 15 November 1908.

The serial proved popular enough to garner two follow-ups: Nouveaux aventures de Nick Carter in 1909, and Zigomar contre Nick Carter in 1912.

I wonder how well Carter would have done escaping the poison gas that The Crimson Ghost had used to trap our hero last week? My guess is that he’d have done pretty well, but maybe we’d better  get on with Chapter 5 so we can see how he might have done it, hadn’t we?

Next time: Chapter 6 of The Crimson Ghost: “Mystery of the Mountain”, and more movie serial  history. Be here!

Peanuts And Popeye But No Crackerjacks – Here Are The New Trailers For The Upcoming Peanuts And Popeye Movies

p1In the next couple of years we’re going to be seeing new CGI-animated versions of both Peanuts and Popeye. Why CGI? Because apparently a) the studios figure most folks won’t go to see traditionally-animated movies anymore, even though it was that style that made both of these franchises so popular in the first place; b) it’s cheaper to hire these out to computers than to get traditional animators to do it; and c) because they can.

As far as my own reaction goes, the Peanuts trailer actually works fairly well. Unfortunately, it really only focuses on Snoopy and Woodstock (not a surprise, as they really became the Laurel and Hardy-style focus of the later cartoons anyway), but as a way of showing the “feel” of the new movie (it’s hard to know whether this is actual footage from the movie or just something made exclusively for a holiday released trailer) it looks as though within the parameters of its purpose it hews fairly well to the look and spirit of the classics.

The Popeye trailer (actually, as it’s presented more of a sneak peek than an actual trailer) on the other hand, while probably being as good an interpretation of the characters as is possible given the limits (yes, there are limits to what can be done in CGI) of the style is definitely a step away from both the rough-and-tumble nature of the original hand-drawn features, and from the vocal characterizations of the Fleischer/Famous Studios originals, which is a real shame.

Of course, that may not be as much of a drawback in this case, since it’s doubtful that many people under the age of thirty or so have seen many of the originals to begin with, and honestly, other than it being a case of “we really should do something with the character since we own it”, it’s hard to know why Sony has chosen now (or actually 2016) to make this in the first place or who the intended target audience is. Not that that has stopped these recent updates from being made lately anyway (see, for example, this year’s Mr. Peabody and Sherman movie).

Stepsister Goldenhair – Here’s The First Trailer For Disney’s Cinderella

Honestly, there’s not much to say here. If this trailer for Disney’s new Cinderella is any indication it’s going to be a pretty straightforward live-action adaptation of the 1950 animated movie. Of course, there’s no real need for a live-action adaptation, but then again, why not? After all, it’s not like it’s going to replace the older one – we’ll always have that, And if it’s well done, then that’s great. And if not, well, then it’ll just fade like the rest of the recent remakes.

So what do you think?

Universal Head Confirms The Studio’s Wrongheaded Take On Their Classic Monsters – Get Ready For Monstervengers

lom2Desperate to find some way to complete with other studios’ franchises, most particularly Marvel’s Avengers movies, Universal Studios have come forward with what may be their most wrong-headed plan yet. Since they don’t have any superheroes in their character roster, they’re going to try to remake their classic monsters into action adventure heroes and turn them into a team.

During a recent roundtable of studio executives hosted by the Hollywood Reporter, Universal’s Chair Donna Langley provided the money quote:

…we have to mine our resources. We don’t have any capes [in our film library]. But what we do have is an incredible legacy and history with the monster characters. We’ve tried over the years to make monster movies — unsuccessfully, actually. So, we took a good, hard look at it, and we settled upon an idea, which is to take it out of the horror genre, put it more in the action-adventure genre and make it present day, bringing these incredibly rich and complex characters into present day and reimagine them and reintroduce them to a contemporary audience.

lomIn other words, we have these iconic characters, characters and images who are forever burned into the collective consciousness of the American psyche as the definitive interpretation of the entire term “monster” and whose likenesses are exactly what pops into peoples’ heads when they think of Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Wolf-man, the Mummy, or even the Invisible Man, characters that once upon a time literally saved our company from bankruptcy, and since we have no idea what to do with them, being afraid to do something different than what all of the other studios are doing, we’re going to take those images, trash the entire concept of them even being monsters, and try to make them into something just like what everyone else is doing.

This isn’t the first time the studio has done something like this. I remember my excitement years ago at walking into Universal’s remake of The Mummy (yes, I’m talking about the studio’s 1999 take which starred Brendan Frasier) looking forward to seeing just what they were going to do with this (again i can’t help but use the word) iconic monster and anticipating some good old fashioned chills, or at least something that would attempt to scare me. Instead, what I got served up was a pure action-adventure romp that was more comedy than horror, and was nowhere near what I was expecting. Once I realised that this was what I was getting (about 15 minutes into the movie) I decided to just sit back and take it in and accept it for what it was, and was able to enjoy it on that level, but the friend that I was seeing it with never reached that point, and left the theater not just disappointed, but angry at the studio for trashing her expectations and despairing that we would ever get anything resembling a real monster movie from Universal again.

lom4In the intervening years between then and now, the studio has also given us some other abortive takes at trying to do something with these characters, such as the horribly-conceived and executed Van Helsing (about which anyone who actually cares about these characters has collectively agreed the less said the better),  and 2010’s The Wolfman, which, while hewing somewhat closer to the original still went incredibly wrong.

(As an aside, that movie’s biggest flaw came in forgetting that of all of Universal’s monsters, the Wolfman is especially their most sympathetic, being the story of a man who not only is cursed to become furry and fanged under the light of the full moon, but feels the full weight of that curse – meaning you have to have an actor in that role who can make the audience feel not only the physical pain of the transformation, but also the mental and emotional anguish that accompanies it, something that Lon Chaney Jr. managed to perfectly embody and convey to the audience, which is one reason that that movie is my second-favorite of the Universal originals, just behind The Bride of Frankenstein– and substituted instead a third act that became a complete cgi-fest which I’m sure seemed a great idea on paper but in the end just completely didn’t work from either a story-telling or a technical aspect.)

Not that any of this is really news, rather it’s a confirmation of what we’ve all been expecting ever since the studio went back and re-jiggered this year’s Dracula Untold and – at the moment I can’t remember whether they outright stated it or merely implied the concept – decided that it would be a prequel-of-sorts to their upcoming slate of monster films. Yeah, that take certainly seems like a great building block for a new take on the franchise considering how well it did with both critics and audiences. (It currently has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 22% fresh and 61% positive with audiences and sits at a domestic box-office take of roughly 56 million on a production budget which was nearly 70 million and didn’t even win it’s opening weekend – a real franchise-making blockbuster that one.)

lom3Of course, my real beef here is not that Universal wants to remake these movies or even that they want to, as  Langley put it “reimagine” them. Actually, I think that the time is ripe for a new version of these classic films. Certainly they can be well-done-by with the possibilities brought on by new effects and there are actors working today who could, I think, take these characters and make them their own in the way that Lugosi, Karloff, and Chaney did back in the day. My problem is simply with the approach that Universal seems to be wanting to take with them, completely ignoring the fact that there is a reason that these characters are called “monsters” in the first place and thereby taking them “out of the horror genre” and putting them “in the action-adventure genre”, abandoning the one aspect that actually makes them different from what everyone else is doing and just making them one more take on superhero movies, simply with a different power-set.

Another problem that Universal is going to run into is the timing of these films. Marvel and Warners have already announced their next full slates of movies, taking both of their franchises up through 2019 at least, and unless Universal is further along in development of their movies than they’ve already stated, they’re really running the risk of simply being Johnny-come-too-damn-late-to-the-table and both facing the inevitable burnout/backlash that is likely going to come to all of this output and at the same time simply getting lost in the muddle.

Heck, even Marvel has acknowledged that they feel the weight of being sure that they’re not copy-catting themselves with each new release, with Disney head Alan Horn saying in the same roundtable

The term “superhero” has become sort of all-inclusive. But, in fact, I think there are delineations. Captain America is a spy movie to us, in many respects. Thor is a Shakespearean drama in some respects.

And, I would add, their latest hit, Guardians of the Galaxy, while again in a way falling under the “superhero” banner simply because that’s still how the general public pigeonholes anything coming out under the Marvel banner, is far and away more space-opera than anything else.

lom5Still, in the end, these are Universal’s characters, and they can do whatever they want to with them, no matter how I or any of the other fans of the classic takes on these monsters feel about it. And the good news is, no matter how many times they attempt to “update” or “reimagine” them, we’ll still always have those classic films, the ones we first fell in love with and which, as I said above, to this day identify the collective popular image of what and who these characters should be and no matter what they might do with them in the future, they thankfully can’t take those away from us.